Resort Whispers: The Neck Is the New Everything

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Darlings, gather close, because the neck has finally been declared the main event. Backstage at the Milan showing of our Resort collection, I overheard three stylists, a milliner and a very anxious ferret all murmur the same word: collar.

Our Resort line features 12 looks, each built on a single principle: if it does not jingle, it does not matter. Highlights include a ruched silk ruff in sardine silver and a bow tie of such towering ambition that its wearer was unable to turn left. Pre orders open Friday. I have been awake since Tuesday and I have never felt more alive.

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